10/20/2008 11:55:00 PM

Obama IS the Messiah!

...or at the very least a saint. Here is irrefutable photographic evidince -

To quote the Apocalypse of Barack 12:39 -

"A light will shine down from... somewhere. It will light upon you. You will experience an epiphany. And you will say to yourself, I have to vote for Barack. I have to do it."