At $35/hr for advanced training, this guys sounds pretty serious...
"I'm 100% full blooded Korean, meaning I have been gifted with unparallel talent to master any video game, particularly, Starcraft: Brood War.
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My lessons are offered to only non-Koreans or American born Koreans because they lack the blessing from the Gaming God, Norazi. Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel." You will be come the vessel against the defilers that treats you like a non-korean, laughing at your pitiful Starcraft skills...however, you will demolish them with the new profound skills."
The best part? - "Korean girls will be intrigued that you're such a good Starcraft player."
Showing posts with label wack. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wack. Show all posts
6/30/2009 07:48:00 PM
6/18/2009 01:17:00 AM
Apparently PETA isn't happy with President Obama and his fly-swatting ways.
Are these people serious?
6/15/2009 12:57:00 AM
Interestingly enough, Archaeologists have found plenty of well-preserved graffiti at Pompeii. This page lists the location and the approximate British translation of each of the inscriptions throughout the site. (Just like its modern day counterpart, ancient graffiti was primarily written by the dregs of society. Before you click the link, consider yourself warned.)
Here are a few of my tamer favorites for those I scared off -
VI.16.15 (atrium of the House of Pinarius); 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1816: Epaphra, you are bald!
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1826: Phileros is a eunuch!
VIII.7.6 (Inn of the Muledrivers; left of the door); 4957: We have wet the bed, host. I confess we have done wrong. If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot
Herculaneum (on the exterior wall of a house); 10619: Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here
6/10/2009 05:20:00 PM
From a 1972 Ensign article on the history of Provo -
"Provo played host as the fifty-sixth annual general conference of the Church was convened in the tabernacle there (April 4 to 7, 1886), and again for the fifty-seventh annual conference (April 6 to 8, 1887). Young boys among the worshipers climbed to the rough-finished portions of the building and hung over the rafters, enjoying a view of the speakers and listening to their counsel until their young innards hurt."
5/18/2009 06:15:00 PM
... and neither should yours.
Fruit salad? What the...
5/02/2009 02:06:00 PM
Make sure you watch the whole thing - the last half is a mind trip, man...
P.S. I want one of those cameras!
3/04/2009 03:07:00 AM
Hahahahahahahahaha! She say she are the manager!
2/17/2009 05:45:00 PM
So according to this video, if you walk up to a random person in Osaka and pretend you're shooting them, they'll play along and pretend they've been shot. If I had only known this while I was on my mission...
2/17/2009 05:35:00 PM
I thought this was interesting... and kinda gay. But mostly just interesting and funny.
2/13/2009 02:14:00 AM
So I was looking around for some good ideas for dates and things to do around Provo when I realized something - the people who make these lists are complete imbeciles. I mean these people are so out of touch it's not even funny! (Even though it is...) These are the sorts of people who enjoy staring at blank walls in their apartments. Now, if we establish that as some sort of baseline for fun, then I suppose everything these people suggest is fun, if only marginally. For example, compared to staring at a blank wall, collecting canned food does sound like fun.
A few of the more ridiculous items I've run across include, but are not limited to:
-Reading Trip - Go to a bookstore, each pick an interesting book and read them to each other.
Ok, this could be fun if there were some element of danger involved. If one were to attempt to remove the books from the store and read them outside without paying for them, it would still not be interesting enough. This date idea can only be remedied by the addition of a potato gun. Load said gun with a book you hate and fire it in the bookstore. There, now it's fun! (Even better if you fire it AT an employee)
Fun level - 3.5 flaming chilies
-Kid Olympics - Put on an Olympics for little kids.
Completely ridiculous. This has pedophile written all over it. And how does this work? Do you round up all the neighborhood kids (In this case Helaman Halls?) and tell them to run races? I tried to do that all summer long and let me tell you, children do not like structured competition. You will have the kids that lost crying all over the place. Not fun. This could be fun if you gave them all paintbrushes and some 'oops' paint from Home Depot and told them to go paint their garage doors. Whoever paints the biggest dinosaur wins!
Fun level - Dino-mite!
-Clowns - Dress up like clowns and be in a parade.
This one makes me want to swear. How insulting is it when they think we'll buy this idea? Nothing more need be said.
Fun level - .1
-No Talking - Go on a date where neither of you can communicate verbally (this might not be too hard in some situations).
They are no longer content with merely insulting our intelligence with ridiculous suggestions. They are now literally trying to destroy relationships.
Fun level - Poor
-Kidnapping - Dress up like a robber and “kidnap” your date. Rush in with a group of friends stealing him or her away to some fun activity.
I've seen this one done before, and believe me, the girl always completely flips. It can take hours to calm her down. Wounds may result. But... it would be way fun if you rushed into the girl's room and fired a potato gun! Heck, we'll just leave the date at that.
Fun level - Matt, don't try this one
-Bow and Arrow - Go into the woods and get flexible sticks. Get bailing twine or some kind of strong small rope and make bows. Then have target practice with them.
Nothing says "I'm really cheap" like gathering sticks in the woods. Although I must admit, I remember doing this on family camping trips. I also remember it taking about 10 minutes before it got old. It would be fun if you actually killed something... Or started making out.
Fun level - 2 flaming lips
-Work Out - Do your muscles a favor and get some blood pumping through them.
If there is a date that says "I am a douche bag" it is this one.
Fun level - 45 Kg
-Poetry Reading - These can be a lot of fun, especially if you have a poem you can go up and read.
Hahahahahahaha!
Fun level - 1.5 split sides
-Meet the Grandparents - Double with your grandparents for dinner and play some fun date games with them.
Holy crap, I know who has been writing this list the whole time now! Grandparents should be introduced only AFTER you are married.
Fun level - ERROR
-Visit A Rest home - Visit some of the elderly at a nearby rest home it's a great way to hear some great stories.
Again, I'm fairly certain I know who wrote this entire list...
Fun level - N/A
-Dollar Date - Go on a date where you can’t spend more than a dollar. The possibilities are endless!
Keep in mind this list was written circa 1930. You could buy a house for a dollar. (Ok, I'm being a bit facetious. More like a car...) This could only be a fun date if you suddenly realized that it wasn't a one dollar bill but a $100 bill! And then you STILL only spent one dollar!
Fun level - $1.00
-Donate Blood - Donate blood at a local blood bank.
While we're at it, why don't we put down "Enlist with Selective Services"? This does not constitute a date.
Fun level - Approximately 1 pint
-Ring Shopping - Pretend like you are getting married and go shop for rings.
What the crap?
Fun level - What the crap?
-Bird Watching - Get a book at the library and then go bird watching.
No. Unless it's part of a picnic or something else. But even then... no.
Fun level - Self-inflicted head wound
-Drawing/Painting - Paint or draw a portrait of each other.
All I can think of is Napoleon Dynamite...
Fun level - 1 shaded upper-lip
-Historic Cemetery - Visit the cemetery in downtown Salt Lake where a number of prominent LDS leaders are buried.
Weird. I'd do this, but not for a date...
Fun level - Porter Rockwell. Or maybe J. Golden Kimball.
-Garage Sale/Ebay Date - Go garage sale hopping and try to find the best deals then sell them on Ebay. Use the money you make on your next date.
This one is hilarious, because you might end up losing money and out on a second date.
Fun level - POSITIVE: Fast payment A+++++++++!!!!!!
1/29/2009 01:44:00 AM
So at this site you can upload a picture of yourself and see what you would look like devolved into a Homo heidelbergensis, Homo erectus, or even a Homo habilis. Sweet.
12/29/2008 10:55:00 PM
I think this woman is actually a man. Either way, I'm glad I will never have to do this. Unfortunately our female readers can't say the same.
...we do have female readers, right?
12/29/2008 10:52:00 PM
Behold. Truly a crime against humanity...
11/20/2008 02:11:00 AM
Anyone looking to buy some rap lyrics?
11/16/2008 01:43:00 AM
11/07/2008 12:49:00 AM
I hope nobody is actually stupid enough to buy this $250 Guitar Hero controller...
10/30/2008 01:17:00 AM
"Sherm's Ultimate Gripper Dog is bacon wrapped then deep fried! Topped with ham, homemade chili, cheese, mustard, bacon, hot peppers, onions and a fried egg."
The only thing it's missing is ranch dressing...
10/26/2008 12:56:00 AM
Is it just me, or does it look like the Russians went to that girl and her mom and said "Hey, I'll give you like two thousand bucks to go on fox news and tell them that the war was all the Georgian's fault."?
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