Conan + Mario

You may or may not have seen this already, but Conan O'Brien's new back drop reminds a lot of people of Mario... Check it.

The weirdest thing that can ever happen to a caterpillar

Make sure you watch the whole thing - the last half is a mind trip, man...



P.S. I want one of those cameras!

I will never have to do this

I think this woman is actually a man. Either way, I'm glad I will never have to do this. Unfortunately our female readers can't say the same.



...we do have female readers, right?

Hands down the worst website ever...

Behold. Truly a crime against humanity...

Blindsight

This is completely nuts!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

From now on, I get all of my news here.

Horned human skulls have been discovered, chupacabra has been caught, Hitler flew UFOs, and an interview was conducted by a Swedish man with a female alien named Lacerta. This alien report in particular is true and you should all take this very seriously.

Greatest Website Ever

Use this the next time you tell a joke... and use this the next time nobody laughs at said joke.

500 Panama Canals

From the Freakonomics blog:

"Consider the following: in 2003 alone, nine billion person-hours were spent playing the video game version of Solitaire — enough to create 500 Panama Canals."