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i found this blog on the internets:
The Young Sparrows
It sucks bad.
This is pretty dang funny.
(Warning: contains sometimes inappropriate language)
This is thanks to friend and follower Mitchell Wright. I think it will probably save all of your lives. Watch it, think about it.
Deseret News | Go west, Mr. President, to U.S. wilderness: "A day earlier at Yellowstone, the first family watched the world's most famous geyser erupt. 'Oh, that's pretty good. Cool! Look at that. That's a geyser there,' Obama said."
A fine quotation from our President; definitely newsworthy.
"Because of this terrible economy, I'm having to shut down my business. I have OVER 1300 Pope hats (replicas) that I REALLY need to get rid of.
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Dogs do not like to wear these pope hats, but maybe a large cat or maybe a nice dog would wear one. My dogs will not but they are not very nice and always hate being dressed up like for Halloween when we tried to dress them up like batman but they became very very agitated and bit a neighbors kid. I will lock the dogs up when you come get all of these pope hats."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A tribute to the man who defined electric guitars.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance - Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem!
From one review -
"For more than 50 years, we learn, England has been overrun by zombies, prompting people like the Bennets to send their daughters away to China for training in the art of deadly combat, and prompting others, like Lady Catherine de Bourgh, to employ armies of ninjas. Added to the familiar plot turns that bring Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy together is the fact that both are highly skilled killers, gleefully slaying zombies on the way to their happy ending."
Sweet.
I found this website with a large array of incredible products. Like the double-edge throwing axe. Or the solar powered hat. But this is probably my favorite. And this.
This is an incredible animation of the eruption. It's made out of 29 photographs taken from the International Space Station.
Danah Boyd, a social media researcher, believes that the rise of Facebook and the abandonment of MySpace "… was modern day ‘white flight’.”
She goes on to explain how sites like MySpace and Facebook are mirroring, even magnifying, our social, political and class divides.
Personally, I dislike MySpace because it breaks one of the cardinal commandments of the internet - "Music shall not begin playing of its own accord" - plus, it makes my eyes bleed.
I rest my case.
Looks like she trashed his room and then said that he deserved it. Hmm...
This article exposes an egregious, underlying problem in America.
At $35/hr for advanced training, this guys sounds pretty serious...
"I'm 100% full blooded Korean, meaning I have been gifted with unparallel talent to master any video game, particularly, Starcraft: Brood War.
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My lessons are offered to only non-Koreans or American born Koreans because they lack the blessing from the Gaming God, Norazi. Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel." You will be come the vessel against the defilers that treats you like a non-korean, laughing at your pitiful Starcraft skills...however, you will demolish them with the new profound skills."
The best part? - "Korean girls will be intrigued that you're such a good Starcraft player."
I'm certain I was the last to hear about this -
Evidently Iran is trying to hold off protests by airing a marathon showing of The Lord of the Rings trilogy on state television's Channel Two.
Sounds like a trap to me...
Evidently some members of the Japanese government are considering getting rid of cash in order to achieve negative nominal interest rates.
"In theory, many Japanese could easily make the leap into a cashless world. The country has six main competing cashless payment systems, many of them embedded into mobile phones. Including Oyster-type cards issued by public transport companies, industry sources estimate that there are about 120 million cashless payment chips sitting in Japan’s wallets and handbags, waiting to be swiped."
Yeah, this would be hilarious to put on a shelf. It's 1ft 7in. high.
Apparently PETA isn't happy with President Obama and his fly-swatting ways.
Are these people serious?
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